A 'Bachelor' Casting Call Is Pretty Much Like Being In Vegas, And NOT In A Good Way. Last week, I attended one of ABC's open casting calls for . I wore the heels that give me blisters, and I did not tell a joke. Turns out being the Bachelorette is a LOT harder than it looks. Arriving at a . The line wraps around the block. You're not sure if you're gonna make it into the . Unlike in Vegas, it is raining. I'm not here to make friends, you think to yourself. Which is weird, 'cuz all these girls look nice enough to be your friends. But that's what they say on . You join the line and edit some Instagrams quietly. I'm flashing a peace sign, because I'm secretly here to make friends. The line moves like a slow loris. If you're lucky, you have a friend who shows up to wait with you. If you're not lucky, you wait alone and try to make friends. But nobody's here to make friends, you remind yourself, 'cuz it's . It's like airport security, only the guards compliment you on how pretty you are in a semi- uncomfortable manner. You have a great face, girl. They know you are vulnerable. They know you are here to be judged. They are taking advantage of the situation, I think. Then, The Girl At The Front Table gives you an application with the Sacred Questions. And you get a Sacred . He tells you that you look like a celebrity, and he seems totally starstruck to see you. Acting all pose- y for his camera is easy, on account of this kid being the same age as the small child whom you babysit. That's the photo station, along with a REALLY crowded room of potential Bachelorettes. Then you have lots of sitting time to answer the Sacred Questions with your Sacred Pen. Questions include, but are not limited to, . Tinder?) and . She staples your application with the Sacred Stapler. Sadly, I did not steal the Sacred Stapler .. I think it could get you disqualified. Next, there is Musical Chairs. Musical Chairs is when you sit in a bunch of chairs waiting to go in front of the cameras. Everyone in the chairs pretends to chat and be friends. But you are not here to make friends. It will be hard to affix the microphone to your shirt. Do not panic. Just smile and say you're here for the right reasons. Bachelorettes are always here for the right reasons. When the microphone is on, the Camera Person will ask you some of the same Sacred Questions that were on the application. Only this time, you will have to say them with your actual voice, which is apparently difficult to do after waiting for, like, three hours and getting all nervous. Not that I did that or anything.)That's my friend Allison being LOVED by producers. She did great! After that, you will leave the camera area. You will cry a little on the inside, on account of you will feel that you did not act bubbly enough, nor flirty enough, nor Bachelorette- y enough to be the next Bachelorette. 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Nora (Zoey Deutch), Andy (Nicholas Braun), Lion (Mateo Arias), and Spice (Israel Broussard) are best friends since childhood. They are unflinchingly good kids in the poor side of the resort town and headed for good colleges. They refused to party or do anything bad. Lion teaches martial arts to little kids. One of his students invites him to her birthday party on the rich side of town where they've never been. The group of townie friends decide to go partying and do all the bad things that they missed. This is a promising premise but newcomer Chris Mc. Coy is unable to deliver on the hard- partying fun. The premise is built to be an one- crazy- night movie. Instead, it's all stretched out and it rambles around. There are some rom- com ideas but they're slapped together haphazardly. Although, it does lead to a surprisingly great friendzone conversation. The characters and actors are perfectly nice. Braun has his great lanky awkwardness. Zoey Deutch could do more awkwardness to help her character. The other two have less to do. They're all nice but this is nothing special or anything that funny.
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